accurate portrayal of midgardians

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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consultingdinosaur:

hey remember that one time I worked at Lowe’s and dressed as the Eleventh Doctor and made a Gallifreyan name tag

consultingdinosaur:

hey remember that one time I worked at Lowe’s and dressed as the Eleventh Doctor and made a Gallifreyan name tag


brainbubblegum:

I watched Pacific Rim again and Hermann cracks me up cuz he acts like he’s the straight man to Newton’s stooge, but literally everyone knows it’s like comparing the maturity of a 6 year old to a 5 year old

Bonus:

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valhallahalvorson:

Pacific Rim is best.
Also, Charlie Day will never cease being the most adorable.

valhallahalvorson:

Pacific Rim is best.

Also, Charlie Day will never cease being the most adorable.

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And we deserve to experience love fully, equally, without shame and without compromise. (x)

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midnight-pursona:

"Your too fat."

"I didn’t know [insert character] was black!"

"Why don’t you do more black cosplays?"

"Cosplay to your size!"

"I don’t think that looks right on you, why don’t you cosplay [insert character] instead?"

"Why is [insert character] black? They’re not black in the show."

"You shouldn’t cross-play, it looks weird on you."

"Your boobs are too big for [insert character]."

To everyone who as ever posted a comment or question like this, my answer:

I am a black plus size female cosplayer, if you don’t like it… well honestly I don’t care. The more you comment like an idiot, the more it feeds my will power to prove I’m an amazing cosplayer, not matter what you say. I may have days, or even weeks when I feel down about myself, but that will never stop me from doing what I love. I may have large boobs, chubby stomach, double chin, hair on my face, dark spots around my face and body, and a flat butt, but I rock any cosplay I put on. So grow up, and get out of my face. <3

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Irked fans produce fanfic like irritated oysters produce pearls.

Jacqueline Lichtenberg in Fic by Anne Jamison (via treizquatorz)

Love it.

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OMG, the next fanfic gathering or workshop or blog should totally be called The Irritated Oyster.  I’m getting bunnies for the logo as I type. 

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frigerator:

I support thick thighs

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rufftoon:

New HTTYD2 poster- Stoick and his dragon
Taken from the yahoo article, also featuring an edited version of a clip of the movie. Click the link if you’re curious the see the video:
https://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-news/how-to-train-your-dragon-2-exclusive-clip-161523920.html?vp=1

rufftoon:

New HTTYD2 poster- Stoick and his dragon

Taken from the yahoo article, also featuring an edited version of a clip of the movie. Click the link if you’re curious the see the video:

https://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-news/how-to-train-your-dragon-2-exclusive-clip-161523920.html?vp=1

(via animationtidbits)


gallopingtormaunt:

I’m not posting this ironically or as a joke. I think this is an important part of love and trust.

gallopingtormaunt:

I’m not posting this ironically or as a joke. I think this is an important part of love and trust.

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thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

making plans with friends like

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